Every night for the past 6 weeks, we've tried a new sleeping arrangement and have allowed Bentley to sleep in his bed on the floor in our room. And just about every night, I frantically wake up at some point during the night and mumble something to Seth along the lines of "did he just pee?" "is he throwing up?" "I just heard him go to the bathroom." And every night except one, that has not been the case.
I'm almost positive that the overwhelming thought of that possibility of him doing those things in our room has launched me into some very distinct dreaming about puppy bodily functions.
Last night took a serious turn for the worst in the middle-of-the-night-Bentley-bodily-function-fiasco when I sat straight up, tapped Seth and told him that I heard Bentley go the bathroom and now smelled pee.
I turned the light on and jumped up, of course thinking Bentley had tried to wake us, but we didn't hear him and so he peed on the floor. As I frantically searched for pee and rounded the bed, I saw it:
Bentley sound asleep in his bed, no pee in sight.
I've officially hit a new low in dreamland.
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