It happened a week ago today, but I was far too emotionally scarred to tell you about it until now, when I've been able to heal somewhat. ha! I'm kidding, but I promise, there was mouse-related drama at our house.
Last week, Seth had to run to the pet store for mice for his snakes (which are still for sale for the low, low price of FREE!). I had no plans for the night, so I suggested that Bentley and I tag along. He could drop me off at the grocery store so I could grab some things, and he and Bentley could run to the pet store for mice and then come back and get me.
As he pulled up to get me and our groceries, he told me they could go in the trunk, but that the trunk is where the little box of mice was. Ah, no big deal. We're only 15 minutes from home..."we'll be fine," said the naive wife.
When we pulled into the driveway, one of Seth's friends was in our driveway. Turns out, he was working right down the street and popped in to say hello. Well, needless to say, 15 minutes of mice in the trunk turned to 30. I gave no thought whatsoever to it, and went to the garage to get the groceries to put them away. I popped the trunk and I am not even kidding you, I almost passed out because there was a little white mouse with red eyes staring at me from on top of our groceries.
I may or may not have screamed bloody murder for Seth and his friend. They both came running, because clearly, I was being held hostage in the garage. I ran back in the house while they frantically searched for all six (yes, SIX) mice that were in my trunk. They quickly found 4, and declared that one had "gotten away." Of course, like the rational person I am, I made them go through every single grocery bag in the comfort of the garage before it could come in the house.
And then I threatened his life. And our bank account. Because I promised him this. He will not go to bed until that mouse that was loose in my car was found. And if it wasn't found, I would drive his car to work every single day until he could find a time to meet me at the car dealership for a new car. I may have even said the words "and don't even think you won't take off the door panels." Seth's friend, Chris, informed me that one time a mouse got loose in his car, died in the a/c unit, and smelled for 4 months.
Awesome.
Well, good news for him, though. When I banished him to the garage for mouse duty when his friend left, he popped the trunk, and both (BOTH!) mice were sitting right there. He grabbed them and that was that. But two you may ask? He told me "one got away" but he really didn't know. No need to freak me out with the notion that there are two mice loose in my car, huh?
Nonetheless, all is well and we still have my Honda Civic. And we are still married. And we still have snakes.
Which need to eat again next week, starting this mess all over again.
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